I Need to Be More Careful

I haven't even started to fully implement my tax seduction strategy (I still have to buy the candles and massage oils) and already America is throwing money around like it was in a rap video. (After all, somebody's gotta make it rain in the club.) I need be more careful or our national debt could end up being a thousand times larger than it already is. Hell, America is even giving money back to people who didn't even pay taxes. That's not a rebate at that point, it's welfare. Who knew I had such strong powers of seduction? If I stuck to my original plan, I fear that America would give back everyone's money and the Grand Canyon would turn into a giant rain forest from America being so wet. I'm scaling back my plans for everyone's benefit. You're all welcome.