If You Really Want a Thick Jesus You'll Have to Add More Flour

Last night on my way home from work I saw a personalized plate that read THK GZUS. Thick Jesus? I'm all for people personalizing their cars and/or license plates. However, there's a point where it just becomes ridiculous. Spinning rims live at that point along with fart can mufflers, flames (this doesn't apply to bona fide hot rods; they're allowed) and cryptic personalized plates. If you're going to have a plate that at first glance has been customized then its meaning should also be exceedingly clear. Otherwise people might think that you really like a thicker Jesus on your mashed potatoes.

For the record, I'm sure that THK GZUS = thank Jesus, which is a good sentiment to be advertising.