Party!!!

If it's one thing I know about Teri it's that she loves Christmas and Christmas parties. I also know this to be true about her friend Jazz. Why do I know this? It's quite simple. The sign that adorns the exterior of their co-owned titty bar establishment is currently emblazoned with a message about how there is a party December 19 and that Teresa and Jazz will be handling the bartending duties. Why would the owners of the place deign to perform such a lowly duty if not for their love of the festive occasion?

So in the spirit of Christmas, celebrate the birth of our Lord and Savior, drink yourself into a stupor and dance topless around a brass pole (bottomless is optional since it is cold at this time of year; safety first)!