So Old It Farts Dust

I wrote the post below over 10 years ago (as is evident by it being written the week following her death). I could write it better now, but it still amuses me the way it is (though I did take this occasion to clean up some of the punctuation). I would have posted this a long time ago, but I only recently found it when I was looking for a different file on my old computer.

No, I didn't hate Princess Di. I really didn't care one way or the other about her. What I couldn't stand though was the wailing and gnashing of teeth by the media over her death that went on for weeks. Meanwhile, there was barely a mention when Mother Theresa died shortly thereafter. I guess she wasn't young and pretty enough to garner more attention.